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Once upon a time, in the outskirts of Japan, theirs a young manga artist name Tite Kubo have written the most popular series in JUMP magazine called Bleach. Through over 10 years, Bleach has an amazing set of characters, a very good plot, and breaks the boundaries of not being labeled a hentai (due to many female casts as busty warriors, lolololol).
But wait, doesn't this manga has a way to make things worse for the characters??!!
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wait a minute....
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| DEAR LORD!!!!! |
That's right kiddies, Bleach has one of those controversial things that even disgraced fandom, but what are the most idiotic, the most darkest, yet unforgivable thing Kubo have done to this manga, here is the top 13 most idiotic things in Bleach, but beware, those who haven't seen or read the chapters yet, contains spoilers.
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Number 13: Soul Society
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| "This is heaven, right?" |
I'm not complaining or anything, okay yeah I know the soul reapers are supposed to keep balance and order and purified the lost souls who can't past on to the after life. Wow, so that's sounds like a nice heaven to be in, right? ha,ha,ha...... WRONG!!!
I have no idea how bad soul society is, this has got to be the worst heaven you have to live threw, now imagine that if you die, your soul get's place there so you won't be eaten by a hollow, you thought of yourself, "Geewiz, I'm going to live in eternal afterlife, so I won't feel pain in my soul!", but then you've realized your soul will be made of plazma, meaning that your soul will be like your old deceased body. But wait, it get's worst, you'll feel even more pain even when you've turned into a soul, you'll get cut, bleed, and won't be able to heel yourself when you've lived in poverty and starvation. Plus, you can even get a disease in the afterlife, WHAT?! so even when your dead, you can also die in the afterlife and be nothing but spirit particles and get reincarnated so you can do it allover again, it's an endless cycle.
And don't get me started with the laws around the gotei 13 district, it has unfair trials when you are placed under arrest and since lawyers don't exist, they refused to hear your side of the story, and it's run by who has the biggest sword and the most powerful reitsui (sorry for my incomplete spelling), and when someone get's kidnapped, they are labeled a traitor without realizing something's wrong. But that's not the worst part, no, if you're a captain, lieutenant, or what rank you are, and have a special bond with someone close to you, but if they're dying or became hollowfied, you have no choice but leave them to die for the SS's sake.
| "he..help me....."(slash!) |
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Number 12: The hogyoku.
| "Precious." |
The hogyoku is how you'd described as "The crumbling orb of recreation." It's original purpose of it's creation was to dissolve the purpose of a soul reaper, or a hollow to strengthen it's powers. But actually, it's real purpose was to materialized the person's most desire and immortality. But wait, it gets good, the hogyoku was actually made by accident.
It. Was. Made. By. Accident.
Another thing, how can Uruhara not realized that it can do those kinds of things if he invented the hogyoku in the first place. Let me give you 4 things to complain about:
1.) If you knew Aizen was after it, then why on earth would you hide it in Rukia's soul with her gigai? Aren't you afraid that she will turned into a permanent human soul and be taken away and returned to soul society without removing her gigai, or are you an idiot?
2.) How can you ACCIDENTALLY created something that can be the most powerful thing in existence, yet even you don't realize it until you were forced to used it in order to save your friends from turning into hollows.
3.) For Aizen's example, what were you thinking when you've created your arrancars like some supermodels, gangsters, and heterosexually active? Did you have some perverted mind into creating them? Does he have some hidden fashion magazines under his bed, or he's hiding in the closet?
4.) What kind of power that gives you a mullet to go threw transformation? If I have fused the hogyoku, I would have a really long dreads and they will be made of iron swords!
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| "Look at me Gin, I'm like those kids from saved by the bell." |
That's all I can put people, but I'm not through with it yet, so stay tuned to read part 2 of the top 13 most idiotic moments in Bleach.
